For Our Favorite Cunt!

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See, we didn't forget...we just didn't really know it was your birthday until today. (I'm a terrible ficwife.)

If you're not wanting to leave the Legion (or a divorce), then we'd like to take a minute - just sit right down - and we'll tell you all the things we love about you, dear.

You're the master of TWSS jokes, bountiful provider of RobP0rn, and you encourage the rest of us in everything we do. Without our Cunt there would be no morning under-desk snuggles for Em, no dry-hump contests, no hilarious sprinkles in our boxes and, let's face it, someone has to keep Tosh in line.(Tosh resents this, btw.  Tosh does not feel that she needs to be kept in line.  She also thinks it's creepy to talk about herself in third person.)


 From your selfless support and promotion of other writers through pre-reading and The Fictionator's blog, to the various contests you've been involved with, you have made an impact on the fandom in so many ways.  More than that though, is the ways in which you have made an impact on the lives of each member of the LoD.  If you weren't in our lives, we would truly be lesser for it.  We love you sooooo much and, even though we are late, we wanted to send you birthday wishes for a great year ahead...even if you are a cunt!  Hahaha!

Because you always bring us Robporn, we thought we'd gift you with a little bit of yumminess.  We apologize that there are no midgets in any of these pics.  

 

Oldies, but goodies.  Are we right, or are we right, or are we right?  Right?