Twenty-seven years ago today, our girl Tosh entered this world.
The Dalai Lama shivered in eerie portent, knowing that this baby girl was going to unleash some major hell upon the world.
The three Wise Men brought her gifts:
The first brought her frankincense. She said, "Bitch, I don't want that stinky shit! Gimme something I can actually use!" Properly chastised, he presented her with a thesaurus, and baby Tosh smiled. On that day, she began her quest to know every word in the English Language. Her first word was 'onomatopoeia.' Believe it.
The second brought her myrrh. Rolling her tiny baby eyes, she said,"This better not be more stinky crap, man..." Terrified of the talking baby, he rifled through his pack and produced a laptop, falling on his knees and presenting it with shaking hands. Tosh was pleased.
The third wise man, who was smart and had been watching the failures of his predecessors, knew exactly what he would give. With a grin, he pulled a braided leather riding crop from his belongings. Kneeling, he said, "For you...to punish stupid wise men." Tosh smiled, and it was good.
And the rest, my friends, is history. Since history often repeats itself, we've decided to take a chance and present her with our own gifts. So, without further ado, we present TOSH'S BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA!!
So happy birthday, my love, from your girls in arms at the LoD. We love you.
More to come, because we're a bunch of procrastinators. But you know this and love us anyway. <3>
11 comments:
I love you, Wifey!
You have been a much welcomed addition to my life, and though we don't get to talk nearly as much as I'd like, I wish it were more. You're one of the strongest most loving people I've met in the fandom, and it's a treasure for me to call you my friend (and my wife, and you know, feel your boobs...) Hey, shut up that was getting kind of heavy... this is *me* here. I had to be a little bit of a smart ass, right? :)
We hope you liked this (Ali is a genius, for serious) and that you have a wonderful day!!!!
xoxo ILY
~C
TOSHIE! My love, my friend, my confidant...
Happy birthday, sweet girl. I love you more than words could possibly convey. All the best for your birthday this year, and the years to come.
Go a little wild today, sweetie.
Know I'm thinking of you.
Again, I love you.
- Lara -
happy birthday! <3 i really hope we're in ny at the same time again sometime in the near-ish future :)
Happy birthday, Tosh! To one of my very first ffn friends, and the one and only Queen of the Precious.
WiPward's junk would have no name without you. I am forever in your debt.
Thanks for making me laugh, cheering me up, and committing drunken revelry when you came to visit me.
You also put up with my brother in law...hard thing to do. Chili 5-way is waiting for you whenever you want it.
<333333
Ali
OH EM GEE, TUSHIEEEE. It's your birthday!
Happy Birthday girl! I know we don't get to chat as much as we used to back when times were simpler and before my wife left me and I became a shell of my former self, but ily tons!!!
Hope you have the best birthday ever, but I must remind you to please not smoke clove up in here.
happy bday bb...I have no clever nicknames for you...but I'm glad we met. I love you already.
That was made of WIN!
Happy Birthday Tosh!
Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great day.
OMG! So unnexpected, but so appreciated! I love my fellow LoD girls for thinking of this. I was laughing and crying like the ridiculous girl that I am. The pics, the comments, the Dalai Lama and onomatopoeia...cracked my ass up. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Made! What did I say about that Tushie shizznit? Huh? I miss you too, and I welcomed you to join mine and Caren's marriage. Oohla would have wanted us to take you in, or at least for you to not be all alone. Thanks, BB.
William, Thanks for letting me look at your shit for you. I feel honored. And thanks for the birthday wishes.
VanPireNZ and Jenny, thank you both so very much.
All of you have already helped make my birthday - which doesn't start for an hour and fifteen on the west coast - fuckawesome. Best birthday ever!
Yoga, you don't need to give me clever nicknames. I'm happy we met too. Thank you.
Rachel, end of June. You better be in the city. Alison and Em and Lara will be there too. Thank you.
Happy birthday!! Many more. I hope you've got something great planned for today and you get everything you want. You've got great friends that did this. Very sweet indeed. Have a wonderful day Tosh.
Xo
Nina
Hey, Tosh!
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! That Batman thing had us in stitches while we were figuring it out. I hope it gave you a laugh, too.
I am so honored to call you my friend. You're seriously one of the smartest, funniest, sassiest people I know and I kinda want to be you when I grow up.
So here's to your birthday, to Sasquatch, to NY in June, and to many more years of a fuckawesome friendship. I love you.
Em
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